My mother rang me this afternoon to tell me that a man had been seen this morning in a car park in Bromley, stark naked except for a pair of stockings and suspenders, he had his genitals pierced and a bell hanging off the end of his penis.
She said my brother went round to see her today and she asked him where he was this morning then told him about the man to which my brother replied “Nah, not me, i don’t have a bell on the end”
Strangely my thoughts were “Has my brother been drinking again???”
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