Mother Based Picard Moment

My mum is staying with me for the week babysitting.

She was watching Desperate Housewives with me (says she hates it but seemed to be getting into it a bit more than she did last time) and when she saw Bree she said "She's in Eastenders now"

I said "Bree???? Marcia Cross??? Don't be ridiculous"

"She is, she was on GMTV talking about it, they said 'you used to be in Desperate Housewives but now you're in Eastenders aren't you?' and she said 'yes'"

"Mum, no way would Marcia Cross do Eastenders, not in a million years"

"She is, she was on there talking about it, except she had blonde hair on that"

"Nope, you must have her mixed up with someone"

"She's having an affair with the bloke that lived near you, Bran..thingy Bradley's dad"

"Oh I'm not having this, I'm going to Google it"

So I go off and Google Marcia Cross in Eastenders and.....nothing.

I go back to the living room.

"Mum, there is nothing, she is NOT in Eastenders"

"Well, I saw her anyway, she said she was"

So we go silent and carry on watching Desperate Housewives.

A few mins later mother suddenly pipes up "Oh, not Desperate Housewives sorry, Footballers Wives"

PICARD.